Top 10 Facts of Rajnikanth and Chuck Norris: When Two Real Super Heroes MeetBy Angsuman Chakraborty, Gaea News Network
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Its usually a very techie atmosphere at an online media office. So we decided to have a funny time with two of our favorite super heroes who have blessed us with their supernatural phenomena. The catch? You know and probably have seen both of them unlike Spideys and batmans. They are Chuck Norris (Delta Force starrer?) and Rajnikanth (The famous South Indian Actor). We have seen them doing some astounding things on screen. So here are 10 most normal things they can do.
- Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
- Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
- The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things
- Rajanikanth’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
- The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
- Rajanikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
- When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult. So BEWARE.
- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Now its upto you to decide who is better and why. Write to us and be as serious as possible. LOL.
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