An all time dumb question: Person A. Duh... in what language should we program? Person B. Wake up and smell the Java you IDIOT!!!

First there was this newborn child. Her mother accidentally gave her birth in the toilet of a running train. And the child slipped from her and fell down the toilet tube in between the railway tracks (from a train moving at full speed). The train was stopped and he was found alive on the track after travelling 25 kilometers (gives you an idea of the speed of the train). The child was completely unharmed!