Contact Lens with Built-in TV and 10 Practical Reasons You’ll Benefit from It

By Angsuman Chakraborty, Gaea News Network
Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Scientific advancements never stop to amaze us. Nor do the ambition of some. According to our source, British futurologist Ian Pearson talked to The Daily Mail about his forthcoming project. It’s very simple, like just keeping an eye on the TV, with the TV within your eye - Confused ? Experts believe it is possible to shrink a miniature TV into contact lenses for your eyes only and that would work by collecting power from body heat. The constant miniaturization of circuits and displays hold the promises and could be a reality within ten years or so. Okay, flying with possibilities? Its now to come down and some reality check.

Dont’t Laugh But…

1. Even atheists may start believing in God, they will start praying for eyes of their nearest ones.

2. Good luck for eye specialists, lots and lots of work ahead. Search for the best financial consultants, its a matter of big amount. I am not joking. Oh, by the way, are you going to charge for the set top box? Lol.

3. Your child will be able to enjoy top graded adult films sitting right beside you when you are advising him/ her about the importance of life. Well, who said, Sharon Stone wasn’t serious in Basic Instinct?

4. Increasing population of the world won’t be a threat any more. People will die happily, How? think about drivers or pilots, entertaining themselves with this beautiful technology while driving or flying.

5. Students will party and play throughout the year, make a video of their text books and will reach the examination hall with a grin. Here comes the question, here is my TV and oh yea, I have the answer too. Wow!

6. You won’t have to watch those pathetic megasoaps with your wife. You can watch anything, I mean from Sports to baywatch and still laugh out loud while she is doing the same while watching her favorite show. Make sure that your expressions are timely. A secret success to happy married life.

7. Take two connections. Optimize yourself. Multitask. Watch two channels from two eyes.  Weren’t you missing out on productivity?

8. Watch your morning news in toilet. I know you always had this wish to somehow utilize that time as well. Now is your chance. Be a no- nonsense man.

9. Best of them all. Pretend as if you are reading a serious article at the office when the boss is nearby. He doesn’t know that you are watching the football match you had missed last night because there was your favorite movie in another channel.

Anyway, there is a chance that he will be surfing through the cricket scores later. LOL.

10. Give a damn to all the above 9 reasons and love it coz it benefits you anyway.

Didn’t someone say an eye for an eye will switch all the channels off ?

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Discussion
May 21, 2010: 1:00 am

i wonder how that would look to others looking into your eyes while you are watching tv on your contacts

February 10, 2009: 1:27 pm

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