5 Tips To Be A Master Wand Fighter Wizard / Witch (in Harry Potter’s World)

I realized that it is very easy to be a master wand fighter in Harry Potter’s wizarding world, unless off-course you are protected by love-charm in which case you can continue doing whatever you are doing and you will still be protected. Others’ please read the 4 minute guide with 5 tips (+1 bonus) to become a master wand fighter.

1. Never ever laugh while wand fighting. See what happened to Sirius (seriously, who could have thought such a serious name?) Black & Bellatrix (descendant of Asterix?). What do you do if you are not laughing? Read on to learn about that.

2. The key trick to a successful wand fight is continuous repetition of Avada Kedavra while pointing your wand in the general direction of your opponent(s). Oh and you better mean it of the next one will be for you. The way it works is that avada kedavra is like a trigger to a pistol which in this case is your wand. So practice going into machine-gun mode in repetition. Now you can get the time to perfect your aim.

3. Aiming is important. While random pointing of your wand sometimes works, never expect it to deliver the goods consistently . Practice your aim carefully. With avada kedavra aim for the general direction of the heart for best effect. Practice targeting hard, very hard; your life depends on it. Don’t expect your wand to work for you unless you are the scar-marked boy.

4. If you have no chance of winning then disapparate.

5. Always keep a spare wand or two in case some dolt does an expelliarmus on you.

Bonus tip: Never ever use expelliarmus in a serious fight, unless you are the “boy who lived”. Avada Kedavra works best; brutal and effective.

Oh and if you need to warm up before the fight try shouting a BITCH-embedded sentence. It worked for Molly.

Note to self: What happens if an wizard uses two wands in a fight? Will it be like double-sword fighting?