Scammer’s With English Deficiency Syndrome

By Angsuman Chakraborty, Gaea News Network
Wednesday, July 5, 2006

Today I received a spam (attempting to get my IP address and user accounts of my work machine / server) which stands out for its novelty as well as extremely poor execution. I think the spammers will have much greater chance of success by taking an introductory course in English.


Dear Sir,
From your Ip Adress was found at ouer server was made inegality from your computer.
Please send as your Ip and User Acounts.

Example : Ip Adress — (64.105.196.234).
User Acounts — (Administrator,Quest….).
Password — (Your password….).

After you sent this dates ouer operators will acces your computer to fiind out what was the reason was make the inegality.
After you sent the dates in time at 2 weeks since we recived your dates will no`t access your computer.
After we remake this problem you will change your pasword (at list 8 characters).

Your dates please send at ouer institut or in ouer email adress is : www.admin-ip-adress@hotmail.com

In caz you will no`t send the dates ouer team from intervention will came at your home and will you take your computer for probes and it is the risk to be panegement whit jail.
Please don`t make more dificult this situation.

Thank you for understanding.

Discussion

Chris
January 25, 2007: 3:35 am

Charles is telling you that you meant to title this document “Scammers with…” and not “Scammer’s with…”

Funny read, though!

July 5, 2006: 9:25 am

Please elaborate. I have marked the spammers content in red. Previously it was just in blockquotes. So it wasn’t very distinct.

July 5, 2006: 7:27 am

If you’re going to complain about English deficiency, you should at least make sure you’re using your apostrophe correctly!

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