How To Cure Internet Addiction

He Ling from China has the best solution. Jiang Ming of Chengdu city promised his dear wife, He Ling, that he would not go on the Internet anymore and would spend more time at home to take care of their newborn son. But after a short time he started to sneak again into nearby Internet cafes again to have video chats with girls. Let’s hear from Jiang Ming how his addiction was cured:

“I was on the Internet, and suddenly felt a numbness in my right hand. The arrow on the screen stopped moving,” says Jiang Ming. “Then I found that my right hand was on the mouse pad, and blood was shooting out.”

The poor chaps hand was cleanly cut-off. I wonder if they will be successful in joining it back again; after all it has to be simpler than re-attaching John Bobbit’s appendage.

Think about this incident next time when your wife asks you to stop chatting with girls over the internet. Even the thought may be enough to cure you.

In court, the loving husband pleaded with the judge to release his wife, since he was to blame for breaking his promise. Source: Ananova

If only we had more loving wives like He Ling & Lorena Bobbit.