How to reject someone without suffering - Introducing The Official Rejection Line
By Angsuman Chakraborty, Gaea News NetworkWednesday, May 11, 2005
“Welcome to New York City Rejection Line”…”You have been officially rejected”.
A free phone service which you can avail to reject someone be it in love or employment.
Someone won’t leave you alone?
Give them “your” number: 212-479-7990
The official New York Rejection Line!
It does feel very heartless. Another layer of de-humanizing society. Now you can get rejected by an answering machine, which implies that you are not even worthy of a face-to-face rejection in the eyes of your rejector!
The website explains:
We do the rejecting. You spend time doing things you enjoy, like walking in the park, going to cultural events, and dating attractive people.
Rejection Line Tips:
* Streamline your personal business, and familial relationships
* Use at bars, clubs, and art exhibitions
* Page to cell phones and beepers
* Write on bathroom walls
* Store in your cell phone as your “private line”
* Leave as a mysterious and sexy voicemail
* Give to creditors, telemarketers, and religious zealots
Along these lines I have a business idea. How about an Official Firing Line. You are given a number to call and you hear - “Sorry, you are fired! The pink slip is in the mail”. I know many managers who would love that.
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November 18, 2005: 1:10 pm
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