Re: How to survive a Zombie attack

In response to Kuro5hin’s guide on zombie attack survival here is my survival guide against zombie attack.

Just wake up.
If you don’t then pinch yourself bloody till you do. In other words;

while(!is_awake()) {
    pinch_yourself();
    // sleep(2000); // Cancel that; you are already sleeping
}

And then take a vacation and get a life.

BTW: Stop watching those stupid movies.

PS. Don’t forget to apply betadine to your pinch inflicted wound and don’t sue me.