Open Letter to Kansas School Board on Alternative Theory of Intelligent Design
By Angsuman Chakraborty, Gaea News NetworkFriday, July 15, 2005
Pretty hilarious, if I may say so.
To quote from the site:
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
Read it in its full glory here.
“May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage…”
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January 11, 2007: 2:29 am
Bonjour, Global warming is not a problem if we don’t forget to irrigate the deserts. The scientists of GIEC watch too much the sky and they forget the underground water. Here in france it is worse . our scientists talk about green effect and C02 emissions because they want to sale nuclear energy. So all scientists forget the overpumping of water reserves all over the planet associated with waterproof surfaces effect on watercycle. The human activities enlarge the deserts and that is the real reason of climat change. when we will understand that , the global warming will become and advantage to restore the climat with “globale water management” Our association ” Les biefs du Pilat” already started to test how to do it…. https://www.dailymotion.com/jeandb/video/xxwq7_le-bief-du-saut-du-gier7janvier2007 cordialy, |
Jean-Marc Hauth